Playing Ketchup. Hold the Cheese.



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I took a few days off of writing on this here blog.  I dunno.  I've been busy.  What? Cut me some slack. It's Christmas! Also, my one kid is struggling a little.  My other kid won't stop talking.  So much talking. 

Today she told me they taught her in school that Jesus took a Major Bath.  After last week's mis-heard lyrics, it didn't take me long to discern that Jesus was born in a MANGER in BATHleham.

God bless her.  She gets it MOSTLY right.  Mostly.

And about William.  He's actually doing a little better.  A little. Maybe. (?).  I don't know.  We changed his diet on the recommendation of The All-Knowing Internet.  Is that the dumbest thing you've ever heard? 

Probably.

And yet, it appears (so far? maybe?) to be working. 

Problem is, taking things like DAIRY and ANYTHING ARTIFICIAL out of our diets has proven to be MUCH more complicated than I would have guessed.  Not only is the word "artificial" on every label I find, but I'm also faced with the fact that IT'S CHRISTMAS, and you know what? HOLIDAY SKITTLES ARE VERY ARTIFICIAL!

Shocking! I know!

That's all I have for you today -  Jesus took a Major Bath and Skittles are not at all organic.  Aren't you glad you stopped by?