Sweetness Overload

Well folks, prepare for a saccharine overload.

Are you ready?

You sure?

Ok, here goes:

Paige discovered her belly button today.

OMG. Can you even stand the cuteness? Don't you just want to bite her?

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Also, that picture makes me miss my own belly button. You know, my pre-pregnancy belly button.

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After two children, my belly button can hold a full cup of water. Also, it looks like it's frowning. Also, my entire belly looks like biscuit dough.

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Heh. Thinking of a biscuit dough belly really does effectively negate the sweetness overload of Paige, doesn't it?

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I did that for YOU. Yes I did. You are welcome very much.

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Speaking of sweetness overload, I introduced Paige to Craisins today.

Are you sure about this, momma?

Go for it, Sugarbean. You won't regret it.

And mommy was right.

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Paige consumed roughly 6,486 Craisins today.

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Then she broke out in a nasty rash. Then she started scratching her tongue.

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Then mommy called the pediatrician. She called the pediatrician and explained that her 15 month old baby had consumed 6,486 Craisins in the last hour.

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**silence**

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When she came around, the pediatrician told me to give Paige some Benadryl. She also told me not to feed a wee baby 6,486 Craisins ever again.

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Which, of course, I won't.

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But mainly because that would be impossible. Paige already ate all the Craisins in NW Oklahoma City.