My Thighs Look Exactly Like This

The rolls and cellulite look so much better on Paige. Don't you think?
To quote her uncle "Those look like the delicious turkey legs from the Medieval Fair".
Come to think of it, I sure I hope he was talking about Paige. I was sitting nearby in my bathing suit. Hmmm.

This is a photo of my baby girl seeing the ocean for the very first time.
I doubt she'll remember it.
But mommy will.